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Hillary Clinton Announces She Will Seek Reelection As President Of The United States

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Hillary Clinton has declared that after much discussion she will look for re-appointment as leader of the United States.

Savants on MSNBC, CNN, and ABC News have since quite a while ago considered whether Clinton would look for re-appointment or permit another person to step in, and now she’s made a conclusive affirmation.

“After much consideration, meeting, and supplication to Moloch, I have concluded that I will look for a subsequent term,” she said to a group assembled at a neighborhood Wendy’s eatery. “I believe I haven’t practiced all that I needed to in my first term, and I truly need an entire eight years to execute my last answer for the entirety of America’s issues.”

“Orange man terrible! Orange man terrible!” she recited at one heckler, however the heckler ended up being a Wendy’s laborer inquiring as to whether she needed the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger 4 for $4 or the chicken sandwich one.

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Hillary Clinton has declared that after much discussion she will look for re-appointment as leader of the United States.

Savants on MSNBC, CNN, and ABC News have since quite a while ago considered whether Clinton would look for re-appointment or permit another person to step in, and now she’s made a conclusive affirmation.

“After much consideration, meeting, and supplication to Moloch, I have concluded that I will look for a subsequent term,” she said to a group assembled at a neighborhood Wendy’s eatery. “I believe I haven’t practiced all that I needed to in my first term, and I truly need an entire eight years to execute my last answer for the entirety of America’s issues.”

“Orange man terrible! Orange man terrible!” she recited at one heckler, however the heckler ended up being a Wendy’s laborer inquiring as to whether she needed the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger 4 for $4 or the chicken sandwich one.

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Hillary Clinton has declared that after much discussion she will look for re-appointment as leader of the United States.

Savants on MSNBC, CNN, and ABC News have since quite a while ago considered whether Clinton would look for re-appointment or permit another person to step in, and now she’s made a conclusive affirmation.

“After much consideration, meeting, and supplication to Moloch, I have concluded that I will look for a subsequent term,” she said to a group assembled at a neighborhood Wendy’s eatery. “I believe I haven’t practiced all that I needed to in my first term, and I truly need an entire eight years to execute my last answer for the entirety of America’s issues.”

“Orange man terrible! Orange man terrible!” she recited at one heckler, however the heckler ended up being a Wendy’s laborer inquiring as to whether she needed the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger 4 for $4 or the chicken sandwich one.

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